Gap Repents
Paul "I Love Madge" Pressler has evidently been taking MegaStyles to heart. In a meeting with investors
held late last week, a be-chinoed Pressler blatantly referred
to the break-up letter Gap received this spring. "It's true,"
he sighed. "That whole '70's thing really did go too far. We were out of line." Pressler
was quick to add he was not to blame for the muddled color scheme. "Actually, I was still working
at Disney when those brown sweaters came out."
While nobody had ever broken up with the Gap before MegaStyles, going back to basics
resulted in a massive upswing in business.
No mention of the Gap's latest Madonna/Missy ad was mentioned.
Meghan
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"Wedding Planner" Can't Plan For Shit
MegaStyles had $100 bucks on J.Lo and a frothy cupcake
of a dress when this had to happen.
Meghan
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