Style Sightings
Day Six and the parade continues:
-Janice Min with highlights visible from space.
-Full Frontal Fashion's Robert Verdi in a chartreuse jacket freshly
stolen from a crossing guard.
-Fern "It's My Party" Mallis in shades of sorbet.
-Queen Anna in a tan and white striped suit. It may be September outside, but
inside the tents, it's officially May.
-Hal Rubenstein, toning it down for the day in a khaki suit and platinum
jewelry. Think muted Panama Jack.
-Stephanie Seymour and her giant nipples. No poppers at the Michael Kors show, but
Stephanie and her clingy fuschia dress were nice enough to forget about
the raging AC.
Meghan
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Michael's A Mess
To all the fashion followers soon to read fawning
reviews of the Michael Kors show: beware. Unless your country
club is going ghetto fabulous, you wouldn't put your teacup
poodle in these rags.
Michael Kors, wisher, dreamer, maker of finest 18-ply cashmere sweaters, did
you forget it was a spring collection?
Items pushed like a bad bag of weed:
-Summer fur. For chilly spring nights in Capri, you'll be grateful for
your white fur vest when those breezes blow over the starboard side.
-Pashminas. They're back in traffic light colors, and nothing says "go" like scarves paired with hotpants.
-Bike chains as jewelry. So Home Depot chic. Wear as necklace, or better yet,
as a belly chain. Are you listening, Beyonce?
Meghan
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