Brits Still Kinky Buggers
Rubber, rubber, tea roses, and rubber sums up FrostFrench's show during
another, lesser Fashion Week. With the exception of "too many lace-trimmed camisoles
and one too many romper-suits," FrostFrench, designed by British
It Mothers Sadie Frost (soon-to-be ex of Jude Law) and Jemima French, kept tabloidy friends off the catwalk and let Primrose dresses and rubberwear
do the talking. Full Collection Here.
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Politics No-So-Secret Ingredient In UK Fashion Week Opener
Fashion fans urged pithy designer to save it for someone who cares.
Upstart Polish seamster Arkadius Weremczuk offered backless skirts, Arabic/Hebrew alphabet tattoos, and a wedding
dress patterned with bloody doves in an effort to unite the world in peace.
"This show is to do with the politics of the world, to do
with how the Middle East is treated by the so-called West."
Until Arkadius can come up with something better than "Not the East" or "To the Left of the Right,"
MegaStyles suggests sticking to thimble and thread.
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Orange Leather, Leon, and Angry Publicists: E! Fashion Police Rides Again
Joan Rivers joined forces with the usual suspects last night
for a post-Emmys fashion wrap-up. The cast of characters included
long-suffering daughter Melissa, Leon Hall, the runt of the Regis look-alike litter,
and mystery guest Steve Harvey, who nobody asked to come and who was twice
removed from the proceedings. Thankfully, MegaStyles's favorite fashion director and
style simpatico Hal Rubenstein was on hand to do an emergency rundown. Style band-aid Hal's
time was limited, but he stuck around just long enough to reaffirm
Jennifer Garner's striking resemblance to a Dallas QB, nixing the
little girl party dresses with those delts of steel.
Safe Until the Next Red Carpet: Kim Catrall and Courtney Thorne-Smith, Joan's picks for best-dressed.
Run, Hide, Bury All Suit-matching Flat Caps: Joe Pantoliano, everybody's pick for worst-dressed.
Quotes:
"She's all about the bling-bling"
-Leon on Everybody Loves Raymond granny, Doris Roberts
"A ding-dong winner."
-Joan on Courtney Thorne-Smith
"A contestant for Miss Gay America."
-Leon on Paula Abdul
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