Gone In 60 Seconds: Your Nose, Chin, and Saddlebags
The afterlife is going to be sweet for the people behind ABC's
"Extreme Makeover." Transforming
the faces and figures of people otherwise mistaken for
Halloween costumes, it's the best new programming since "Clarissa Explains
It All." This episode, Peter the Werewolf and Lori the Witch were
sliced, diced, and implanted to look their very best. Eight weeks
of work unearthed fantasty alter
egos as Rock Star Peter took the stage and Lori became Upstate
NY's newest MILF. We almost cried. Bless you ABC, bless you.
Extreme Makeover
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Cabbage Patch This
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Spoilsport Balenciaga Takes Its Toys And Goes Home
Balenciaga is the fashion world's latest cry baby, says
tattletale Charlie Porter of the U.K. Guardian.
Upset by his mockery of Nicholas Ghesquiere's
soul-crushing genius, the house has banned Porter from attending the
spring show. Was it the comment about the "patchwork cagoule"
jacket? The clothing that wouldn't fit "an anorexic Cabbage Patch Kid?"
Whatever, Porter says. He didn't want to go to that one
anyway.
The Guardian
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Fashionably Late, Tired, and Cranky
The Washington Post's Robin Givhan finds she's largely bored by the Milan
collections. Seconding MegaStyle's confusion about the Armani collection, she also finds
Burberry Prorsum, Neil Barrett, Bottega Venata, and Bally shining stars.
Washington Post
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