Team Blonde
Once again, Paris has ditched Little Nicky in favor
of everyone's favorite Carson ex, Tara Reid. Tara to Paris: "I'm not wearing
un-der-wear..."
For more pics, courtesy of style spy Kirsten L.
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Something No One Will Ever Need
Oh look, charms for your sneakers. More useless Eighties retro-trash
from our pikey, mash-eating neighbors.
Additional sneaker pimping: NYT Style
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Big Cars, Bigger Hair
Spotted: Annie Leibovitz shooting celebs in their natural SUV habitat.
The surrounding entourage was large--too bad Annie's fro was even larger,
obscuring mystery celebs.
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Whither Dost Thou Wander, Badly Behaved Supermodel?
Every five years, we have a new breed of celebrity that says nothing,
does nothing, and makes millions of dollars because of it. Post Brad-and-Jen union
and two years into a
socialite cycle, I can't help but yearn for the supermodel days of yore. Linda,
Christy, Naomi, where have you gone? What are you doing? Why did you abandon
the Fashion Cafe like a mother leaving her child in the supermarket parking lot?
"I'll only be gone a minute..."
A little update on the antics of our supermodel friends:
-No Hometown Love For Evangelista
-Naomi Being Nice
-Kate Moss, Limerick Fucking Genius
-Cindy Crawford: Can She Hack QVC?
Also: building a supermodel shrine just ain't what it used to be.
The Linda Evangelista Chateau
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Extremely Good Show
More total hotties created yesterday on our favorite contact sport,
Extreme Makeover.
Homemaker and cradle-robber Jackie slurps from ABC's fountain
of youth to become a apple-cheeked 40-something once again. In another
Beverly Hills compound, South Beach playah hater Dana loses droopy jowls and gets some
biceps of steel.
Extreme Makeover
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