I Can't Believe I Missed:
The Food Allergy Ball at The Plaza Hotel.
A night of stars, socialites, and rampant gastrointestinal
distress--how did this slip by me? And to think,
I was all curled up watching Paris and Nicole. I hate myself.
Patrick McMullen
Meghan
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Location Location Location
Ben and Jen surprised no one today when they announced
they would relocate their wedding to a lost underwater city.
Concerning the undisclosed site,
"All I can tell you is it is not that one from 'Lara Croft:
Cradle of Life,'" a spokesman for the couple said. "It's
more The Plaza meets Atlantis."
Of her soon-to-be nuptials, J.Lo feigned annoyance with the press.
"I'll just be so happy to have it over with so I can go back to
being a normal chica from the Bronx. I mean, Georgia.
I just want to have some quiet time, you know?"
J.Lo was similarly tight-lipped about the new locale,
saying only "It will be very unique. And since it will be
underwater, I won't have to do the whole 'lose 20lbs for
the photos' deal. We're both very excited."
Meghan
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Less Is More
The new Most Wanted for Fashion Police/citizen's arrest:
people who wear ponchos.
Must we take everything from the Native Americans?
From this day forward, immense wool blankets-as-fashion statements
will be limited to those of earliest American heritage. And pregnant women. Because fetal frostbite is nobody's friend.
Meghan
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