Tramp of 2003
It's official. Beating Paris Hilton by a nose (or should we say, a
bump), Gwyneth Paltrow is the nation's Tramp Of 2003.
Not only was Gwynnie the last
celebrity we counted on getting knocked up pre-nup, she also
denied an entire nation of the big, glorious white wedding that
surely would have ensued, were her biological clock not ringing
like a nuclear plant alarm.
After months of apathy re: impending
Bennifer union, the one wedding we actually anticipated was cruelly
snatched away. Whore.
Meghan
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Big Gray Lady Becomes Little Black Book
Question: when did the NYT Style section become the dating pages?
Last week it was on-line love, this week it's Viagra.
The Vow section is bad enough, but at this rate,
Sunday Styles will be a Cosmo insert by Christmas.
Meghan
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